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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




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REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




HOMER SIMPSON - Meet the smartest man on Fox




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if the first response to any Obama opponent, automatically involves the "race card:" argument...




HOMELAND SECURITY BEGINS AT HOME! - Homeland Security Starts At The Border.




HOMELAND SECURITY- SO, WHO IS REALLY BEING SECURED? -


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foxrecon19d - April 19, 2014, 12:38 pm
That's hilarious!!!! NOAA needs funding for weapons and ammo to kill mermaids from Atlantis...FOR THE CHILDREN!!
Curlyrocks - April 19, 2014, 1:04 am
All I can picture now are a small fleet of dingys firing like crazy as whales dolphins and mermaids in Kevlar vests close in.
foxrecon19d - April 18, 2014, 10:05 pm
Or MERMAIDS!!!! Animal Planet, or one of these networks, are showing documentaries that say mermaids are real and that they hate American children (seriously! watch the program!) So, naturally, that explains why NOAA needs thousands of hollow point rounds
Curlyrocks - April 17, 2014, 8:00 pm
Now now cut the NOAA some slack, they may need the bullets to stop a rampaging whale or some angry seals.


Sneaking in... -




HOMELESS VETERANS -




Majority Fail -




MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM - I Prefer Liberty With Danger To Peace With Slavery




GLOBAL WARMING "DOH!!" -




SCRANTON, PA - retirement benefits so good you can work for minimum wage coming to city near you




HOMELAND SECURITY - Taking your freedom for the illusion of security.




THEY ALL HAVE SAID THE SAME THING -




BRING THEM HOME! - THE SOONER WE BRING THEM HOME, THE MORE OF THEM WE WILL BRING HOME ALIVE!




EATING CROW - birth control this week cutting the deficit in half next week




Obama said: 'You can keep your insurance if you like it.' -




OCCUPY HOMELESS - they took over the protest




DHS...More of your tax dollars at work. -




" AMERICAN STRIKE IN YEMEN KILLS 'INSPIRE MAGAZINE' EDITOR " - Samir Khan “Inspire Magazine” meets his 72 Virgin(ians).




OF COURSE YOU ARE BETTER OFF NOW!! -




NO SPONSORS? NO PROBLEM - Join NPR and have the tax payers pick up the tab.




" ET TU BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA " -




ROMNEY WINS - Team Obama forgot that "Facts" are important. Fiction seldom works when your opponent does his homework!


TAGS: homework
Rating: 4.62/5

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REALITY CHECK- THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY -




HOMELESS EYE FOR THE WALL STREET GUY - PANHANDLER DOES AN AMBUSH MAKEOVER ON MISTER WALL STREET




NO JUSTICE FOR ARMY SPECIALIST MICHAEL SHARKEY -


TAGS: michael sharkey specialist home stolen
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terroraustralis - April 24, 2014, 2:52 am
exactly. i'd like to see how they react when the owner returns to "liberate" his home. only **** thing is that the media would find some way to twist it and make him look like the bad guy.
Curlyrocks - April 23, 2014, 9:36 pm
So I think him and the men and women he was deployed with need to pay a visit to his home. What are these scum going to do about it?


THE SHAMEFUL FACE OF THE REPUBLICAN WAR AGAINST WOMEN -




HOME INVASION STATISTIC - NOT TODAY. NOT EVER.




CONNECTICUT - Connecticut may have uber-liberals and dumb drivers but CT is also home to the Colt company. There are some good things that come out of CT after all.




Dear Mr. President -




AMERICAS CHOICE - We would be safer




TERRORIST ATTACKS - Obama sure knows where they are going to come from




RECOVERING ECONOMY? - There are more homeless on the streets and in tent cities than ever before, and the number is still growing.


TAGS: homeless tent tunnels
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Renza - April 11, 2013, 9:03 pm
Yeah, Ron Paul seemed fairly legit too, same thing happened to him.
Curlyrocks - April 11, 2013, 2:34 pm
You referring to liberals in general.
Curlyrocks - April 11, 2013, 2:34 pm
In a way so would I, but I don't trust any politician to actually do that. (well I kinda trusted ol Ralphie Nader, I know seems weired but he seemed genuine. To bad you threw him out with the bath water rather than admitting al gore blows.
PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 8:08 am
I would prefer to FIX the problems rather than throw out the baby with the bath water, especially when human lives are at stake.
Renza - April 11, 2013, 7:52 am
True, depending on how specific you want to get. and there is the convenience of "presidential era"
Rudedog - April 11, 2013, 12:48 am
Curlyrocks, great poster and exceptional evocation of debate. BTW your right!
Curlyrocks - April 10, 2013, 9:42 pm
I want to cut social programs because they FAILED. If they had been run properly and had been effective and there wasn't a growing # of homeless maybe I wouldn't be such a bitter foil hat wearing libertarian.
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 8:08 pm
Yet you still want to cut social programs to create more misery. How quaintly Republican.
Curlyrocks - April 10, 2013, 8:06 pm
And not one of the growing # who are... ok got it
Curlyrocks - April 10, 2013, 7:58 pm
Agreed, but it's going to take a novel, not a poster to blame everyone involved in the current economic situation, and it's far less catchy.
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 7:41 pm
If you're the one not starving to death because of them. Or not robbing people in order to eat a meal.
Renza - April 10, 2013, 7:20 pm
I doubt you'll find much of anything from me saying Obama's great. Doesn't change the fact that presidential power is limited, corporations would fire anyone if it would save them 5$ annually, and congress is typically detrimental and amazingly moronic.
Curlyrocks - April 10, 2013, 5:49 pm
Because those social programs have worked so well up until now.
Curlyrocks - April 10, 2013, 5:42 pm
So when the economy is in recovery it's because Obama is such a great leader, but when it turns out that's bulls**t it's the fault of congress and all the D-bag corporations he bailed out. I love double standards I just gotta make sure i'm on there team
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 5:15 pm
But by all means cut those useless social programs!
Renza - April 10, 2013, 4:54 pm
Yes, because we live in a dictatorship where one single individual has absolute control over what happens regarding the economy... The issues we have clearly are unrelated to corporate greed or incompetence and d-baggery from congress... sounds legit.


BREAK INTO MY HOME -




The answer might be embarassing -


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - May 2, 2013, 7:51 am
And a canny approach to getting people to contribute more. :)
Renza - May 2, 2013, 7:48 am
wherever this was, it seems a good representation of how things often work.
terroraustralis - May 2, 2013, 1:12 am
jewish is second from the right in the top row. and based on population demographics, the christians definetly gave less per person than any other group, with no banknotes, and atheists/agnostics are tied with the buddhists in giving the most per person.
Doggit - May 1, 2013, 5:43 pm
I'd keep an eye on what gets thrown in into the Muslim bowl.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 5:22 pm
I like how he misspelled 'spiritual'... also don't see jewish on there... or is that the basically empty bowl on the right?
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 5:18 pm
Atheists and Agnostics may have given more but it looks like a Buddhist threw down a watch or some jewellery. Way cool.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 4:42 pm
Bet I an accurately guess the most followed religion in that area without knowing where it is.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:40 pm
Actually it was the atheists. Then again, the poster never said where it was located, so who knows what the local mix of faiths was.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 4:33 pm
Looks like the atheists or agnostics won that round


JANET NAPOLITANO - why wasn't homeland security there?




IT WORKS - Because you never know when an 85 year old grannie from Wisconsin or a 5-year old from Houston will be willing to blow up a plane.




HOMELAND SECURITY - Doesn't President Obama make you feel safe?




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Rating: 3.55/5

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JGalt - May 3, 2013, 10:21 pm
agreed
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 7:54 pm
but only if he takes all of congress with him
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 7:53 pm
I can rent a moving truck for him.
Doggit - May 3, 2013, 5:59 pm
Wishful thinking


BLAMESTORMING - AZ Sheriff Dupnik blames conservatives for Jared Lee, instead of his own failure to intervene in his previous dealings with Loughner. Priceless!




THREAT LEVELS - While they do nothing for Homeland Security, they are great for one's flailing job security.




ANOTHER GOVERNMENT PROGRAM - That is not working




UTLIZING IRRATIONAL FEAR - Tool of people with no real arguments - mainly Terrorists and Republicans. But Americans are always the Number one...




True Desolation -




D'OH! -




FOOL -


TAGS: lights on nobody home
Rating: 1.67/5

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crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:35 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:33 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:59 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was.," she said, "and i
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 12:05 am
ISREAL WILL ALWAYS BE A FRIEND OF ISREAL


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Jean-Fraude Kerry -


TAGS: john kerry fatwa islam iran nuke deal appeasement dhimmitude infidels khomeini middle east sharia law
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fauxnews - April 1, 2015, 8:24 am
OMG! I know, right? And did you hear???? ***k Cheney's daughter is g a y! Because is she's g a y, then he must be....excommunication time!
Bandit5906 - April 1, 2015, 1:01 am
Kerry's daughter is married to an Iranian!


Which Democrat Presidential Candidate Is Best Suited To Handle Terrorism? -




homegirl -




Obamanomics - Another Failure of Liberal Economics -




The Brain Of A Liberal -




Homer Simpson On Obama And Biden -




Homer Simpson On Gun Control -


TAGS: homer simpson gun control conservative
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Pikeman - November 15, 2015, 3:05 pm
The eye is optional.


Stupid liberals -




A Climate Change DENIER'S Achilles' heel -




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